Noah Cyrus Is Selling Her Tears for $12,000 After Lil Xan Breakup


Signatures and selfies are cool, yet shouldn’t something be said about a few tears?

Noah Cyrus as of late flaunted a portion of her stock available to be purchased at While the Billy Ray Cyrus T-shirts are cunning and the “Noah Cyrus Sucks” sweatshirts are inventive, individuals can’t quit discussing one thing accessible in restricted amount.

Women and men of their word, you would now be able to buy Noah’s tears—if the cost is ideal, obviously!

For $12,000, fortunate customers can get “roughly 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus because of trouble.”

LOS ANGELES, CA – NOVEMBER 20: Noah Cyrus arrives at the 2016 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 20, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

The site cautions shoppers that it’s a restricted joint effort that is accessible for 48 hours. Goodness, and there’s likewise a note that any specialist would appreciate.

“Human absorption of these tears isn’t recommended causes tears are by and large entirely salty and that would simply be super f- – ruler odd on the off chance that you drank another person’s tears,” the site expressed. Great to know?

“One individual’s junk is someone else’s fortune,” Noah shared on Instagram while advancing her stock. “Me and @pizzaslime’s stuff is up now for 48 hrs!”


We could make speculations with respect to what caused Noah’s tears. Her open separation with Lil Xan is one probability. Of course, they could be upbeat tears after her EP Good Cry sold well. Or on the other hand perhaps it’s only a tribute to her hit melody “Make Me (Cry).”

Whatever the case might be, Noah has absolutely caught the eye of a wide range of customers.

Presently the inquiry remains: If we purchase the tears currently, would they say they are still new by the Christmas season? Simply contemplating Christmas presents early.